Fat girl posts about liking chocolate = “U need to eat less chocolate bc ur fat”
Fat girl posts about liking fruit = “U need to eat more of it bc ur fat”
Fat girl exists = “U need to exist differently bc ur fat”
Fat girl makes a chocolate-covered fruit sculpture in the shape of a giant middle finger.
(via kissmyfatsass)
below-the-sea-beyond-the-stars:
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
(via mass-homocide)

Titties so fresh, that they’re magnetic~
I hate you all as much as you all hate me.
Oh mY GOD
(via un-dynamic)
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
(via weightofallthings)

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.
(via anglesaredouchebags)
(Source: sofastronomer, via anglesaredouchebags)
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
(Source: tr3ndyc00l, via a-timelord)
They never really show it on the show but it’s clear John used to get pretty physical with Dean when he was pissed off. And I’m sick of people making excuses for him because it’s one thing to be strict with your kids to protect them and to teach them hunting because you know what’s out there, and another thing to make your child more scared of you than of all the other monsters.
(Source: sammysnipples, via itallbeganwithmisha)
aaand then i accepted ten as the doctor
He had me at Barcelona.
Had me at the Lion King quote
he had me at his face.
and hair.
he had me
and he kept me
but he didn’t keep Rose
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
I QUIT THE INTERNET